Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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