susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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