He managed to light the Jello on fire...
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
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