I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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