Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Is Oprah even human
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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