A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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