belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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