His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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