Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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