Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
areolas are like halos for boobs.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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