You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
