the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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