you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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