doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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