His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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