But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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