We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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