That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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