she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
