Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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