the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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