Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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