Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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