Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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