yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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