You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize
