i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
You can make out without kissing
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