Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
You took a bar mat shot.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize