Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Pappa wants mamma naked
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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