Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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