it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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