You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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