I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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