I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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