is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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