her facebook's as public as her vagina
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
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