Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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