Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He is an equal opportunity slut.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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