I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Your penis caused this!
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