i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I had to cum in my sink.
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