and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
We need a shit load of segways right now
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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