and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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