We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm at about main and main street
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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