I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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