She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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