There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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