i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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