Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
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