I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
The feeling are messing with the penis
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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