Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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