You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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