It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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