Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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