Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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