ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
