...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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